Ted: Well, there’s a sex position I can describe to you that’s called the Denver Omelet, which is a great way to wake up in Denver.
I can’t wait to hear about that. But first, I want to talk about your book, because as far as I can tell from having read it, it’s meant to be a sex manual, but every time I tried out one of the ideas you suggested, the group of prostitutes I was with here in my hotel room last night winced in abject pain or bled out. Is this book not meant to be read literally?
Ted: Well, the five of us writers only tried the stuff on each other. We can’t take any responsibility for what happened with the prostitutes.
Mike: What exactly did you try on the prostitutes? Was it oral, anal, strangulation?

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